Words of wisdom

I like these,

• “Don’t be surprised when people are not pleased for your success and are happy when you fail”

• “Never chase after a bus or a girl – another one’ll come along soon enough!”

Phil’s Encyclopedia of Interesting Things

As heard today,

“Tell you what I’m right off girls at the moment.”

“How’d you go about starting an internet cult?”

“I’m really going to have to sort myself out. I’ll do it after lectures.”

“Too Busy To Breath!”

I just heard this on an advert on TV.

What a line.

I think it was for Nivea Visage.

Whatever that is.

Something to do with girls I think.

Unix Porn

man woman; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; gawk; head; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; make clean; sleep;

Roses are …

As seen in the wild interwebs,

“Roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you.”

We live in a very strange world

Gareth (19:47:27): Fucking hell. If it’s not weird freaks living with real dolls, it’s girls bouncing up and down on trampolines with corpses.