Buddhist jokes

A buddhist gives a £10 note to a hotdog vendor and says,
“Make me one with everything…”

When the vendor offers the buddhist his change, the buddhist declines, saying,
“Change must come from within.”

How many buddhist monks does it need to change a light bulb?
None, because change must come from within.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Why can’t the Buddha vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

A buddhist goes to the dentist but declines pain relief – he was trying to transcend dental medication.

Super High Me

Just watched a cool movie. The premise is similar to Super Size Me – Doug Benson is a stand-up comedian who goes for 30 days without smoking or drinking, then chain smokes weed for the next 30 days:

Quality of Life

According to a study conducted by Adrian White of the University of Leicester and reported in BusinessWeek, Austrians are the 3rd happiest nation in the world.

Having lived in Vienna for 3 years I’d tend to disagree with that. It’s a wonderful place to live, but I wouldn’t say they people were particularly expressive about their happiness.

Mercer produce reports which deal with similar metrics such as Quality of Life and Cost of Living.

Despite my optimistic enthusiasm, Spain doesn’t come off so well.

And don’t get me started about the UK…